this beer tastes like vomit already
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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