Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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