we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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