He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize