New low: just hacked my moms facebook
lets start a swedish sibling band together
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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