she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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