I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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