Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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