You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I've blown a few things in my day
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
should my penis look like a turkey
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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