btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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