I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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