The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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