dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Help. Why am I so naked?
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