thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize