I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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