Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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