More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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