Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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