Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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