I'm pants shitting drunk right now
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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