Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize