White coat. Heels.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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