I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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