That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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