i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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