She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
