i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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