So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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