Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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