youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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