By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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