I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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