dude i'm inner monologue high
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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