I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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