Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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