I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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