I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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