question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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