just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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