piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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