Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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