some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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