Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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