This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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