dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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