we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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