yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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