I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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