i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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