how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My pussy is not your playground.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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