break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
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We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize