Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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