so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
