PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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