That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
